Domestic Violence Month Fails to Bring Proper Funds, Feminists Threaten to Beat Themselves if Men Won't!

Feminist leader Edna Butz McKraken was quoted as saying, "GOD DAMNIT! I'LL MARRY MYSELF AND BEAT MYSELF IF I HAVE TO! WE NEED MORE FUNDS TO BUY FOOD AND COMBAT THE SEVERE ANOREXIA PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY! 190 MILLION WOMEN DIE EACH MINUTE FROM STARVATION! I LOVE YOU! STOP YELLING AT ME! I'M CALLING THE POLICE YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

Feminist leader Edna Butz McKraken then begin eating her own feces and talking into a banana that she claimed was her cell-phone.

Life long feminist, and journalist D. Pleat Dicks said, "GOD DAMNIT! SH*T! F*CK! WHERE IS MY MUFFIN! I CAN'T DANCE, I'M NOT AN OBJECT, I'M A FEMALE BICYCLE! STOP EATING MY SHADOW! I SAW ELVIS! THERE ARE BLUEBERRIES IN MY PARAMETER! MY CAT HAS DIARHEA - CALL THE CIA!"

Police Chief M. Lacque Sack allegedly told reporters, "Scaring people into believing that women are beaten 20 times every second would be AWESOME! Think of how much funding my police department would get! Not only that, I could vent my own frustrations and inferiority complex out on the next poor chap whose psychotic wife calls 911 over a verbal argument - I wouldn't have to risk dealing with people who are actually dangerous criminals, and I'd get more money too! FREEEEKIN' AWESOME!!"

The C.E.O. of Pig Vomit Cola said, "Hey, YEAH! This is brilliant! By convincing women that men are all excessively violent, we can cater to that hatred and anger in our commercials. Oh what fun! If women are stupid enough to believe that crap, they'll be stupid enough to suck down pig-vomit-cola by the gallons in no time! Our Profits Will Soar!!! Just like a downward spiral out of control!"

Medical Doctor Frank N. Stein was interviewed about the effects of domestic violence: "Oh yeah, domestic violence is awesome! I only need another 8000 dollars for my new Jacuzzi, and treating injuries from domestic violence won't get me that. However; I just invested a ton of money in various companies that treat *wink* *wink* psychological conditions like stress, ADHD, and the like. By getting men out of the home, and making women raise children by themselves, stock in those companies is sure to go up - not to mention all the injuries the children will receive - statistics have proved that!"

Lesbian Relationships are more Dangerous for Women than Heterosexual Relationships

I have no idea what prompted me to do this research!

I found this:

http://www.ncjrs.gov/pdffiles1/nij/181867.pdf

I looked at exhibits 6 and 8 to see if heterosexual relationships were more dangerous for women than homosexual relationships.

It appears that they are NOT more dangerous - in fact, they are less dangerous:

History of same-sex cohabitation	History of opposite-sex cohabitation:
35%	20%

If I read this right:

women in same-sex relationships who have a history of same-sex cohabitation have a 35% chance of experiencing domestic violence.

Now, lets look at the stats for straight women:

The table I obtained was by race:

white	black	asian	nat.amer.	mixed
21.3%	26.3%	12.8%	30.7%	27.0%

If you take the average of those numbers, it is 23.6% - which is close to the usual 25% or 1/4 that we always hear...

To sum up:

Women who are lesbians have a 35% chance of experiencing domestic violence.
Women who are straight have a 25% chance of experiencing domestic violence.

Women who are lesbians have a 10% greater chance of being domestic abuse victims than straight women.

This should come as no surprise to any educated and properly enlightened person who has not had their head filled with factoids and myths.

The American Journal of Public Health states this:

Almost 24% of all relationships had some violence, and half (49.7%) of those were reciprocally violent. In non-reciprocally violent relationships, women were the perpetrators in more than 70% of the cases

This study, from a valid government institution, clearly shows that women are more violent than men.

This explains why woman-woman relationships are 10% more dangerous than woman-man relationships for women. PERIOD.

One might ask: Why then do women sustain the majority of injuries from domestic violence?

If you take an average man, and an average woman - and have them physically fight - the man will win. It is a biological fact that men are taller and stronger than women.

I will make no apologies for that sexist remark above. What feminazi's like to call "sexist", I like to call "reality".

Read it again:

Almost 24% of all relationships had some violence, and half (49.7%) of those were reciprocally violent. In non-reciprocally violent relationships, women were the perpetrators in more than 70% of the cases

Women are the initiators of violence 70% of the time - the majority of the time. PERIOD.

LIE: Domestic Violence is most Common among Married Couples

Television, News, Movies and what have you all present us with images and stories of married women getting kicked around on a daily basis by their male counterparts. They present us with a picture of domestic violence typically occurring in a marriage or cohabitant relationship.

TRUTH:

Married and cohabiting women are the LEAST at risk to experience domestic violence (2.3%). Married and cohabiting men too (3%).

Interesting isn't it? The men are slightly more at risk than the women.

Why doesn't the media point this out?

BRAINWASHING:

Men are presented as the demonizing factor in any relationship. This installs fear and hatred of men in women (and men too). The closer the relationship (cohabitant or married), the more acute the violence is shown to be. This convinces people that men are the most violent with the people they "chose" to live with. It presents them as having no control over their temper as well.