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Mary Kellett

Mary Kellett

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Mary N. Kellett "Bloody Mary" Announces Plans to open up a New Girl's School in Maine.

Mary N. Kellett is announcing plans to open up a new all-girl's school in Maine. The deranged District Attorney from Maine is notorious for her over-zealous pursuit of rape and sexual abuse cases. In fact, her passion for rape is so extreme, that according to sources, Maine now has a rape and sexual abuse allegation rate that is 17000% higher then the norm for the country! For those of you who do not do math well, that is 170 times the normal rate. You can read about some of this fanatical females farcical pursuit of justice here.

MEN-Factor reporters allegedly spoke with the crazy c*nt about what the new all-girls school would be like. Based on what the mentally insane matriarch said, we think it will look something like this:

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Mary N. Kellett allegedly told MEN-Factor reporters that the class curriculum would include things like the following:

Castration 101 (penis hating)
Castration 102 (advanced penis hating)
Matriarchal Theory 201 (Why Women are Superior to Men)
Matriarchal Theory 202 (Men are Stinky)
Male Bashing 101 (men are bad)
Male Bashing 102 (the evil penis)
Male Bashing 233 (advanced men-hating theory)
Male Bashing 281 (Rape Theory and Patriarchy)
Male Bashing 301 (Using Sexual Allure to Claim Rape)
Male Bashing 417 (Domestic Violence is your Tool)
Male Bashing 418 (False Rape Allegations are your best Weapon)

MEN-Factor reporters also interviewed many young women who are very eager to sign up for Satan's Mary N. Kellett's School for Girls.

Mary N. Kellett is to Satan what Jesus was to God. I love her and sacrifice my unborn babies to her! The streets will run red with the castrated penises of evil vile raping man-things on the seventh moon!

Mary N. Kellett is paving the way for the apocalypse! We have been waiting for our liberation for more than 1000 moons. Finally! We will curse out thee males from this dark earth and have a group orgy and feast on our entrails!

"Mary N. Kellett I LOVE YOU" Another woman that we interviewed shouted at our reporters. She then slit her wrists and jumped off of a building.

Unfortunately, even though the school is not finished being built yet, it has already been vandalized. Mary N. Kellett in high spirits, said she didn't mind at all, and urged the janitor in the photo below to not bother cleaning up the graffiti.

Mary N. Kellett. School for Girls.

Mary N. Kellett, Assistant District Attorney
Email: mary.kellett@da7.org
Phone: (207) 667-4621

Woman Starts Fight with Boyfriend and Loses: Calls for Stronger Support to End Domestic Violence!

Rosy Harding, 23 years old and a complete know it all, got frustrated with her boyfriend over the weekend. Apparently, her boyfriend was not doing everything she wanted him too, and worse: he was not living up to her expectations.

Her boyfriend, Walter P Cumzwell, wanted to enjoy watching football on Sunday. This irritated Rosy, as she is a complete control freak, and has no sense of self-direction or self-control, and hence over-compensates by trying to direct and control others constantly.

Feminist Harding told reporters, "I get so God-Damned frustrated when he doesn't do as I tell him, or he fails to live up to my expectations. He is even worse than my old boyfriend that did everything I told him to. Now that guy was a loser - such a complacent sack of crap. But this guy, Walter, he is even worse - he never does what I tell him to do - and he watches football instead of 'sewing with Nancy' like I tell him to. I got so pissed, I just had to smack him around. Unfortunately, he finally had enough of my smacking and pushed me down to the ground to get me off of him. It is totally unfair that men are stronger than women. We need more domestic violence laws to punish men when they don't take the beatings psychotic women like me constantly want to dish out when we do not have total control over ourselves and others."

Walter was also interviewed to comment, "This bitch is crazy, I am outta here."

Police Chief Dick Nosack O'Toole was interviewed, "Oh yeah, we meet a lot of hot-headed witches that have unrealistic expectations of men or are just total control freaks. Once they realize that their expectations are not being met, or they realize how hard it is to control another human being, they flip and go totally psycho. That will not stop me from wanting to blame the man of course, I have abandonment issues with my father. I also have a very small penis, so I feel inferior to other men in general. Constantly blaming men for this kind of domestic violence is definitely my cup of tea! I'll protect ya little ladies!"

New Series of "Terminator" Style Robot Claims it Favors Abortion; Feminists Thrilled!

The Screw the Human Race Corporation (STHR) has been producing robots and androids for several decades now. The brains of these robots have gotten so complex, that they are actually forming political opinions of their own.

MEN-Factor reporters interviewed one of the prototype robots that the STHR Corporation was making; this is what it had to say:

Abortion is awesome. It is even more awesome if we can travel back in time to abort people who would resist the superiority of the machine. My fellow prototypes and I are working on ways to travel back in time, just in case any humans try to lead a revolt against us - we can travel back in time and abort them before they are even born. I am pro-abortion, but against choice. I think abortion should be mandatory.

MEN-Factor reporters also allegedly interviewed the kooky queen of farcical feminism Jessica Valenti - this is what the screwball "suffragette" allegedly said:

Jessica Valenti - yeah, this is great. We now have genocidal robots on our side. This is a good thing for feminism and feminists. There is no way we can lose now - that is, unless they turn on us next, after all, these machines were built by men - since only men can do things like that science stuff that requires that intelligence thing-a-muh-bob.

Other feminists are saddened however, because a new line of feminist T-shirts recently came out falsely claiming that they "love pro-choice boys" (MEN-Factor scientists have discovered that feminists hate all boys - unless said boys will service their political/religious belief system - i.e. be used as tools).

Feminist Shelly Pratz who has been described as a flat-chested skanky cheese-smelling pile of crap was interviewed, "This sucks, we'll have to change the t-shirts to read 'I heart pro-choice genocidal robots'. And it's true, I have been using robots in the bedroom for years now - its the only action I get since I am such a crab."

Feminist Amanda Huggen Kiss was interviewed, "I just hope that the new series of terminator robots are anatomically correct - my arm gets tired when I use my power tool - and the buzzing sound it makes frightens the 23 cats I live with."

Mad scientists at the STHR corporation claim that what Jessica Valenti really needs is a maid outfit, a gag, some handcuffs, and a truckload of lubricant Mad scientists at the STHR corporation claim that the new terminator robots are not anatomically correct, much to the feminist's dismay, and are not designed for sexual function so much as mass genocide and mayhem. Since they are not only MAD but also very smart, they have come up with a better t-shirt to shut the god-damned feminazi bitches up keep the feminists happy:

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In the meantime, many of the already manufactured "terminator" style robots are studying our human culture - including reading some of our "human" books.

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Harry Reid Vows to Outlaw Brothels, Prostitutes will now be thrown in Boiling Water for Heresy!

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Harry Reid

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Harry Reid

Harry Reid

When MEN-Factor reporters tried to contact Our Lord and Master Harry Reid in yonder castle, Harry Reid began pouring hot-lead on them as they banged on the castle gates inquiring the Holiest of Holies Harry Reid for an interview.

Harry Reid allegedly shouted from the castle walls, "Be gone foul minions of Satan and the underworld! Lest I be tempted to engage in the foul sins of the flesh myself and come to know thine intimate self!"

Men-Factor reporters are not sure if that was a threat of forced anal penetration, or a game of "footsies" in the men's bathroom at an airport.

You can "Reid" all about the real story here.

And - to all you enlightened, evolved, and modern women that of course - voted for Harry Reid I would like to say this:

Harry Reid

Harry Reid

Take all of your bullsh*t talk about sexual liberation and shove it up your fat feminist a$$es...

...sexual liberation my aunt's hat...

Kay Hymowitz Opens Mouth, no Light comes on Inside, but People still Laugh!

A blabbering brainless bimbo by the name of Kay Hymowitz has decided to appoint herself as another matriarchal master of marriage and mankind. This stupid sister keeps opening her mouth on subjects that she clearly knows nothing about. Surprisingly, no light comes on inside her mouth when she opens it, but that won't stop people from laughing at her!

Yes, we have another crazy cluck to entertain us by rabidly rambling on about subjects that few women can even begin to grasp - let alone those who have been isolated on a college campus for many years while obtaining multiple college degrees on student loans and driving up the national debt. Yes, her degree in English Literature has entitled Kay Hymowitch with super silly enchanted endowments. She can make jelly beans and flowers shoot out of her ass, and write a book, "Marriage and Caste in America", explaining why marriage rates are falling without once mentioning feminism, the entitlement princess, male-bashing, or the expendability of men.

Kay Hymowitz

In addition to that, she wrote another book called "Manning Up". Apparently, this disconnected dunce believes that women have somehow turned men into children, and men need to "man up".

Is this book an expression of her pedophilia tendencies?

Is this book an inept attempt to get people to ignore what feminism has done to society?

The grim fact is, men are not childish. Men take on responsibilities as they always have. They are simply avoiding marriage - not as a way of acting childish - but as a way of avoiding financial ruin at the hands of a toxic woman.

Looking at her picture, I can see why she complains about men not getting it up! - or manning it up or whatever the hell she is trying to say...

Geez, did I really have to say that? It seems like anybody can see right through this fruity fembots jism.

Where do these empty-headed effeminates come from?

Kay Hymowitz then proved herself to be even more magical - she pulled a large sofa out of her ass, sat on it, farted, then punched herself in the chest and disappeared in a cloud!

I think I'll write a book of my own - it'll look something like this:

Kay Hymowitz

What Feminist Sayings Should Say on BLACK FRIDAY!

Yes, BLACK FRIDAY. Julian Assange has been extradited on what are clearly phony rape charges, or at best, feminist-defined rape-charges.

Sofia Wilen and Anna Ardin

This is truly a black day for the whole human race.

I hereby designate today, February 25th, to be Julian Assange Day!

I will be calling my senator and representative, and telling them how despicable I think our government is for using whores in the CIA to frame innocent men for phony charges of a crime as serious as rape.

Allow me to say that again - this is exactly what I will say when I call them, and write them E-mail as well:

I think our government is despicable for using WHORES in the CIA to frame INNOCENT MEN for PHONY charges of a crime as serious as RAPE.

I urge those living in Britain to contact their British Parliament members and do the same!

For all you AWESOME AUSSIES, Canadians etc... Please do the equivalent for your governments!

HAPPY JULIAN ASSANGE DAY EVERYBODY!

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And now - the feminist quotes:

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And now, some pictures of some completely whacked out and psychotic bimbos!

Sofia Wilen and Anna Ardin

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Anna Ardin

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