Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts

Thursday, December 2, 2010

The Lighting Ceremony



Children from across the nation read their award-winning essays on the meaning of  Ronald McDonald during the National Big Mac lighting ceremony at the White House. The Mac Festival of Lights began Wednesday with the first lighting of the Big M. (Dec. 1)

Critics of the ceremony and promotion of one burger over others pointed to the inordinate influence of the American McDonald's Policy Action Committee and the infiltration of our government by mac firsters.

ADL spokesman Abe Macman was quick to respond calling the charges anti-macitic and urging Congress to pass laws against such hate speech.

"It's an insult to the first 6 million sold," Macman was quoted as saying.

The Lighting Ceremony



Children from across the nation read their award-winning essays on the meaning of  Ronald McDonald during the National Big Mac lighting ceremony at the White House. The Mac Festival of Lights began Wednesday with the first lighting of the Big M. (Dec. 1)

Critics of the ceremony and promotion of one burger over others pointed to the inordinate influence of the American McDonald's Policy Action Committee and the infiltration of our government by mac firsters.

ADL spokesman Abe Macman was quick to respond calling the charges anti-macitic and urging Congress to pass laws against such hate speech.

"It's an insult to the first 6 million sold," Macman was quoted as saying.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Tribal Magazine Premiers to Rave Reviews




"Who Said the Print Media is Dead?"

Giant zionist media conglomerate says "Lets stop this pussyfooting around and put all of the 'news the tribe can use' in one place."

Free John Hagee video that was banned by youtube, "In Defense of Israel," with each subscription!


Breaking news for subscribers only -

Rahm Characterizes Washington Culture as 'Fucknutsville'









art by David Dees via Rense


Also inside this month's zionst mag - a blast from the past ...
Barack Obama: "America's First Jewish President"
According to a nationally prominent Zionist spokesperson, former Congressman, Federal Judge, White House Counsel to President Bill Clinton and early backer of Obama, Abner Mikvner, “Barack Obama is the first Jewish President.” Mikvner’s affirmation reflects both Obama’s one-sided and longstanding commitment to the State of Israel and loyalty to the Zionist Power Configuration (ZPC) in the United States, as well as the long-term and successful effort of a network of financially and politically powerful Jewish Zionists to ‘embed’ Obama to their ‘Israel First’ political apparatus.

Plus a special feature - 'Rahm's Private Instructions to the Staff' which includes ...
Hillary Clinton Refuses to Answer Questions About Gaza Flotilla
Robert Gibbs says "No face-to-face summit talks between Ahmadinejad and Barry."

And ... AIPAC and ADL rate each member of Congress on how they are advancing "The Protocols."
                        Joe Lieberman tops the scorecard and urges others to follow his lead.


With in depth fashion tips ...

Next month ...
"How Israel Gets the U.S. to Fight Wars For Them"

and if applicable - "How's That War With Iran Going?"

Tribal Magazine Premiers to Rave Reviews




"Who Said the Print Media is Dead?"

Giant zionist media conglomerate says "Lets stop this pussyfooting around and put all of the 'news the tribe can use' in one place."

Free John Hagee video that was banned by youtube, "In Defense of Israel," with each subscription!


Breaking news for subscribers only -

Rahm Characterizes Washington Culture as 'Fucknutsville'









art by David Dees via Rense


Also inside this month's zionst mag - a blast from the past ...
Barack Obama: "America's First Jewish President"
According to a nationally prominent Zionist spokesperson, former Congressman, Federal Judge, White House Counsel to President Bill Clinton and early backer of Obama, Abner Mikvner, “Barack Obama is the first Jewish President.” Mikvner’s affirmation reflects both Obama’s one-sided and longstanding commitment to the State of Israel and loyalty to the Zionist Power Configuration (ZPC) in the United States, as well as the long-term and successful effort of a network of financially and politically powerful Jewish Zionists to ‘embed’ Obama to their ‘Israel First’ political apparatus.

Plus a special feature - 'Rahm's Private Instructions to the Staff' which includes ...
Hillary Clinton Refuses to Answer Questions About Gaza Flotilla
Robert Gibbs says "No face-to-face summit talks between Ahmadinejad and Barry."

And ... AIPAC and ADL rate each member of Congress on how they are advancing "The Protocols."
                        Joe Lieberman tops the scorecard and urges others to follow his lead.


With in depth fashion tips ...

Next month ...
"How Israel Gets the U.S. to Fight Wars For Them"

and if applicable - "How's That War With Iran Going?"

Thursday, July 22, 2010

World War Z

Brad Pitt is set to star in the film version of Max Brooks' graphic novel World War Z, the author has confirmed.

Pitt has been rumoured to be starring in the film before, which explains how to survive a zionist apocalypse.

"I'm glad they took their time, and are trying to make the best zionist movie they can," Brooks said, adding that the studio has optioned two of his other projects, The Zionist Survival Guide and The Zionist Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks.  {more}

World War Z

Brad Pitt is set to star in the film version of Max Brooks' graphic novel World War Z, the author has confirmed.

Pitt has been rumoured to be starring in the film before, which explains how to survive a zionist apocalypse.

"I'm glad they took their time, and are trying to make the best zionist movie they can," Brooks said, adding that the studio has optioned two of his other projects, The Zionist Survival Guide and The Zionist Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks.  {more}