Heidi Jones at it Again; Sources Allege she now claims to have been Raped by Captain Crunch and Big Bird

Heidi Jones, the allegedly infamous lying sack of garbage is allegedly at it again. Last time, she fabricated an accusation of rape aimed at a fictional Hispanic male. This time, according to sources, she is allegedly claiming to have been raped by Captain Crunch and Big Bird.

MEN-Factor reporters have spoken to alleged witness to the new affair, and the team of MEN-Factor artists were able to compile these dramatic images of what might have allegedly happened to Heidi Jones

Heidi Jones - reports indicate that she claims to have been raped by Captain Crunch and Big Bird.

Heidi Jones - one of her alleged attackers was Captain Crunch.

Heidi Jones - allegedly threatened in a sexual manner by Big Bird.

Although sources indicate that Heidi Jones has been thoroughly traumatized by this latest incident, reports indicate that she is being a very brave woman, proceeding with her life as though the incident mysteriously never allegedly happened - GET OPRAH ON THE PHONE!

Heidi Jones - what she might be doing after this latest alleged incident.

Heidi Jones