Throughout the years, many fuzzy sweater wearing turd-brains scholars at universities and complete retards scientists in their parents basements laboratories have wiped drool off of their mouths wondered: What exactly causes rape?
For the last several decades, all kinds of morons with their heads up their asses great thinkers have produced many totally f*cking whacked out plausible theories as to why rapes happen. |
Rape caused by pornography: This theory was formulated by prudish fat ugly women who hate sex and men early feminists in the 1960's. Statistics have shown that rape decreases when pornography is abundant however. |
Rape caused by provocative or revealing clothing - this theory was formulated by women who make any dress look like a sack filled with rabid hogs believe that certain articles of clothing can get a man too excited, and hence he won't be able to control himself in their dreams. |
Rape caused by high heels - this theory was introduced by clumsy oxen women who can't even stand on their own two feet women who believe that men are fetishists who lack self-control, or so they wish, when presented with such fetish. |
Rape caused by Heavy Metal or Rap Music - this theory is just plain stupid suggests that certain lyrics in song, while accompanied with harsh noises can cause a man to violently attack a woman sexually. |
Rape caused by The Secret Society of Patriarchs - this theory was fabricated by mentally ill women who need serious help women who believe that there is a secret society of men who purposely rape women when they "get out of line". |
Rape caused by Spaghettios - this idea is clearly the product of a severely sick mind being pondered by various sh*t for brain poofs scholars, suggesting that certain chemicals in certain foods actually trigger what complete idiots scientists call "the rape response". |
Rape caused by hamsters - Now this is just stupid, obviously, somebody forgot to take their pills this morning theory is currently under investigation. |
Rape caused by the dead pigeon on 4th street - WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMNED MIND. If you f*cktard scholars aren't going to take this seriously, why should the rest of us. Clearly, rape is a serious crime. |
While all of these theories
are completely insane lend themselves credibility, they have
all easily been discredited by people with I.Q's higher than 5 not quite fit the bill when explaining how rape actually happens.
Now, in the 21st century, at the start 2011, scientists have come up with a
"duhhh no sh*t sherlock" radical new theory as to why women get raped:
Women get
raped because a
rapist decides to
rape them. All other surrounding factors are
irrelevant.
Retarded queers Scholars in Universities are questioning this new radical theory though because they are total f*cktards who have no dealing in reality skeptical about it. Scientists are confident that this new theory will hold water however.
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