Be sure before you drop your pants

This description of a GP's consultation with a patient is reproduced below, many thanks to the original author for his permission:"Had an interesting consultation this morning. Paraphrased version:"Hi, Doc. You got the fax from Urology? Can I ask who signed it?" "Errrr... Mr Illegible Scrawl. Why?""When you referred me urgently to Urology, did you think I'd be seen by a Consultant? I thought I