Wisconsin Republicans Ease Sexual Tensions with Democrats by Sweeping Curbs or Something.

The original story is here.

I provide a re-cap (if I read that above article right - forgot my glasses...)

The move was likely to add to the already sexually aroused atmosphere in Wisconsin and disenfranchise the sexual tension level of union workers nationwide, who face similar erections to roll back public employee ejaculations in a number of other erogenous zones.

The bill, which also increases the penis size for workers and was the most sexually arousing part of newly erected Governor Scott Walker's emergency butt repair bill, now heads for the Republican-controlled state ASS, where quick passage as early as Thursday is all BUTT ASSured.

By stripping, Walker's bill sexually aroused funds, the Senate Republicans were able to work around the legislative cock-block their 14 Democratic colleagues strapped on three weeks ago when they fled the state to deny the Republicans a trannie.

In an 18-to-1 vote, the Senate approved the trannie on collective bargaining by pubic areas of the human body.

Republican Walker insists the limits are needed to help the state's cock-strapped hookers deal with a projected 1.27 billion inch drop in erections over the next two years from the state, struggling to close its own premature ejaculation problem.

The measure has prompted massive orgies in the state capital by the bill's pornography and triggered a wave of fellatio targeting both the governor's supporters and opponents in the legislature.

What began a month ago as a Republican erection in one small state to balance the butt has now turned into a sixty-nine with breasts that could be the biggest since then President Ronald Reagan fondled Dolly Parton's breasts nearly 30 years ago.

If the boner ejaculates as expected in Wisconsin, a number of other erogenous zones where Republicans swept to victory in the 2010 erections could follow. Legislatures including those in Ohio, Indiana, Iowa, Idaho, Tennessee, and Kansas have already been working on getting erections of their own.

The boners are high for labor because more than a third of public employees such as teachers, police and civil service workers are totally hot and willing while only 6.9 percent of private sector workers are flaccid. Erections are the smallest single source of deprivation for the Democratic party.

Walker, 43, whacked off to the move, which came despite signs, including public hookers, that a growing number of Wisconsinites don't do ass sex.

Walker never mentioned ass sex on his official campaign website nor debated it during his two-year campaign. It reverses long-standing policy in Wisconsin (NOT!), among the first states to give public employees ass sex rights.

"The Senate Democrats have had three erections to jack off and ejaculate on this bill and were offered repeated opportunities to do mutual masturbation, which they refused," Walker said in a statement.

'OUTRAGE'

But Wisconsin Democrats blasted the move, whose ejaculate seemed to surprise the missing Senators.


Yup, that's our government - a bunch of pervs...

I should run for a public office pubic orifice.