(dedicated to Shadow)
It is no secret that Darth Vader has a sexually biased program when it comes to hiring Storm Troopers - they are all male. This has feminists outraged, as they believe that women should be allowed "serve" Lord Vader as well.
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Feminist Dorris Open said, "When I see pictures like the one above - I think to myself, 'I want to be a storm-trooper too!' I think it is really unfair for Darth Vader to forbid women from being Storm Troopers. Women are every bit as capable as men when it comes to wreaking havoc in the galaxy."In addition to an all male militia of Storm-Troopers, feminists are also outraged by the apparent lack of female Sith-lords. One of the few female Sith Lords, Darth Syphilis, was interviewed by MEN-Factor reporters.
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Feminist and Sith Lord Darth Syphilis said, "The Death-Star is completely sexist, in fact, the dark side of the force is sexist too - I mean, just look at this light-saber - it is phallic shaped - so typical of patriarchy! What we need are more womyn Storm-Troopers, that would definitely be a plus. I encourage all womyn to turn to the dark side of the force." Darth Vader, "Dear God, I already let them be Siths - and they cannot even get that right - most of them end up bitching about how the light-saber is 'patriarchy' because of its phallic shape. Twenty-four-seven it’s just bitch bitch bitch – like nails on a chalkboard. And look at the Sith lord names they pick - they are a joke - 'Darth Syphilis' is not what I call a 'scary' name - ugh - or how about 'Darth BooBoo', 'Darth Lesbian Lover' or the worst - 'Darth Fat Loud and Proud' - and don't even get me started on what they pick for the 'Count' names... What will these bimbos want next - maternity leave? Sexual harassment suits? Or will they start imagining crap like wage-gaps - the 'Death-Star' sucks now - nothing gets done anymore - it's a total joke. With all these new feminist Storm-Troopers, I feel like pointing my fingers at my own neck, and using the dark side of the force to choke myself! Crap!" |
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