Some nameless loony grizzled old hag was interviewed by reporters:
"It is a shame to see young people having sex these days. Back in my day, we never had sex ever. Well, actually we did, but never for fun. Actually, I am just upset because I never get any anymore; those lucky young bastards and bitches!"
A life long militant feminazi was interviewed: "That stupid god-damned bastard is a f@!%ing rapist! Rape is a serious crime. I hate rape so god-damned much. That f&#!@ing bastard should be tied up into a chair, and forced to watch his own mother get raped. That is how much against rape I am!!!!"
Some dickless nutty shit-for-brains fuzzy sweater-wearing college professor had this to say: "Clearly, the woman is a victim of male-aggression. Of course, I am only saying this because I am a dickless fuzzy-sweater wearing twit that has never even had sex because I have been isolated on this male-hating university campus that twits like me have helped to create - by believing that siding with men-hating bitches will somehow help me get laid. Clearly, as smart as I am, I am too much of a complete dumb-a$$ to figure that one out. Actually, I am not even a man - I just look like one. HA! Fooled you didn't I?"
The alleged victim of the sexual intercourse was asked to comment - but was too embarrassed to talk to reporters.
Officer Teddy Nonuts Watson commented: "Well, what can I say, If she enjoyed it too, she is clearly a filthy slut. If she didn't, then I get to vent my frustrations caused by my inferiority complex out on some sap that really pisses me off, since he got to have sex with a mega-hot woman I'll NEVER get to have sex with. Either way, I can vent my frustrations by calling her a slut, or giving him a beating! Hot DAWG I love being a cop!"
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