Lover of War and Lies, Toby Keith, to Sing at Nobel Peace Prize Concert

The peace prize people are rubbing it in our faces again.

An' you'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A.
'Cos we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way.
Courtesy of the red, white and blue.


If you sing a few songs about soldiers and killing they let you ride in one of their helicopters.



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Here's another great peace song for Toby to sing at the concert .....

The Taliban Song

I’m just a middle aged middle eastern camel herdin’ man
I got a 2 bedroom cave here in north Afganistan
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand
since they moved in, .......they call themselves the Taliban
(ooo-ooo-ooo yea,) the Taliban singing (ooo-ooo-ooo yea,) the Taliban baby oh yea

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end
Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said
Now you sons of bitchs you better not be doin’ any business with that Taliban

You know someday soon we’re both gonna saddle up
And it’ll be ride, camel, ride
My old lady she’ll be here with me just smilin’ right by my side
We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkministan
We’ll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban

We’ll bid a fair adieu and and give a big boner to the Taliban

A peace song??

If I Was Jesus, I’d have some real long hair
A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I’d wear
I’d be the guy at the party, turnin’ water to wine
Yeah me and my disciples, we’d have a real good time.

If I Was Jesus, I’d come back from the dead
And I’d walk on some water, just to mess with your head

I wonder if he'll sing "I'll never smoke weed with Willie again."