Friday, August 27, 2010

Double Standards Part 2

Again, I do not remember the source of this file I found on my PC - it is an excellent read.
  • If men are afraid of commitment, then why are over 90% of marriage proposals made by men and over 75% of divorces filed by women?

  • Men are judged by how much they have to offer, women are judged on how much they can take.

  • Male sexuality is portrayed as something that's vile and repugnant.

  • Women who depend on men for their well-being (the golddigger type) have bad attitudes toward men because they feel you have to be able to "afford" her for her to respect you, and most of the time even THAT doesn't happen. But, on the other hand, women who do make a living for themselves have bad attitudes toward men because they feel they don't need anything from us.

  • Why can women "expect" things from men, but men have to "deserve" things from women?

  • The next time you see a girl looking sexy and seductive, and you think you've found the bomb, consider this:

    • She's already with somebody and has no time for you.

    • Shoot, she may be a lesbian and would rather hit you over the head with a beer bottle.

    • She's just trying to see how many men will come up to her because she has a bet going with her girlfriend(s).

    • She had a bad experience with another guy she may or may not have known, but now she's going to hold every man responsible for the misbehaving of that one.

    • It's a Womens Studies experiment.

    • Women feel that if they're not interested in you they don't have to be nice about it. In fact, she may have been looking forward to this and may try to rip you a new one. And what are you going to do about it?

    • She may just want to use you (for money, making someone jealous, relieving boredom, etc). She doesn't look all that great NOW, does she?

  • When the hell did fat girls become Big Beautiful Women??!!

  • How can any woman feel they're too beautiful to get dates?! If you're that pretty you shouldn't have any problem asking a guy out, should ya?!

  • Today's women have no problem with the old-fashioned ways, as long as it's convenient for THEM.

  • Men who can cook and clean are considered great finds for women, funny enough these are the same women who are too independent to do these things for themselves.

  • Also, if cooking is "demeaning women’s work" the why are most of the world's best chefs men? Straight men I might add.

  • Women’s arrogance is seen as confidence. Men’s confidence is seen as arrogance.

  • Do you honestly think a sexually active guy is going to forget to take his birth control pill if there was one?!! WAKE UP!!!

  • Lesbianism is a socio-political statement rather than a lifestyle.

  • Women want the world to think that all men think about is sex. It makes women feel important and they don't have to respect male sexuality.

  • If a woman rejects a man, the man must have been lacking. If a man rejects a woman, he's gay.

  • If PMS can acquit a wife of murder, why can't testosterone acquit a man of rape?

  • How many times have you heard women say "be a man" or "he's not a real man"? You know that if a guy says "that's not how a lady should act" he'll be lucky to see tomorrow. Also, ever notice that "being a man" always means qualities that mostly benefit women?

  • If women want chivalry, they'll have to accept the lower status that comes with the territory. Chivalry was created with the thought in mind that women are helpless creatures that can't do anything on their own.

  • Want to talk about equal rights, ladies? Fine, meet with me after you sign up for Selective Service.

  • When did ONE or SOME men become ALL men?

  • Tired of women complaining about there being no good men? Maybe THEY should ask guys out for a change. And, yes, BEFORE Sadie Hawkins' Day!

  • Most women would rather kick a guy than kiss him.

  • A lot of songs you hear on the radio these days are about guys loving a girl and girls hating guys.

  • There are all of these girls' self esteem programs in America yet boys are going around shooting up their schools and successfully committing suicide more than 4x the rate of girls.

  • Women get arrogant when they have the advantage and get bitter when they don’t.

  • You mean there STILL is no cure for male pattern baldness?!! And don't give me that Rogaine crap! Do you know how many exceptions there are?!

  • How is a woman hitting a man a sit-com but a man hitting a woman a drama?

  • Women can only be seen as victims, not failures. Men are only seen as failures, not victims.

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