Christine O'Donnell's Surprise Appearance on Kid's Hit Christmas Special was Cancelled and Quickly Covered up in Government Conspiracy!

Christine O'Donnell - many people may remember that cockeyed candidate from Delaware, Christine O'Donnell. However; what many people do not know about the potty politician, is that animators and computer technicians actually had made footage of the loony lady singing in a popular children's Christmas special, "The Year Without a Santa Clause".

For those of you who have never seen it, or do not remember it, this was the popular clay-mation that featured the freeze-miser and the heat-miser who were fighting over whether to have a green or white Christmas.



Wacky woman O'Donnell was scheduled to do a song of her own fitting the format of the Freeze-Miser and the Heat-Miser. Unfortunately, network censors decided to pull the song from the batty bimbo at the last moment.

The song featured crazy Christine, the round the bend republican as Misses Blue-Balls.

Secret agents working for the MEN-Factor actually obtained the footage, but have been captured by the government. However; just before being captured, they radioed to our headquarters some of the lyrics from the song the demented dame allegedly sung.

We can only hope that our secret agents are able to escape from whatever government institution they are being held in, and bring us the actual footage of the fruity female's farce of the Children's Christmas Classic.

Christine O'Donnell