Rapture Ready?

40 Nashville billboards claim Jesus will return May 21, 2011







Forget 2012. To heck with the mortgage payments. It'll be a great Christmas with that 80 inch TV bought with no payments for a year. Max out the credit cards and let's party.

I mean who would buy 40 billboards in one city just to turn out wrong. It must be insider information.

 Who's behind the 'scoop?' It's Family Radio Inc. with help from wecanknow.com.

Family Radio (aka Family Stations Inc.) began obtaining FM broadcasting licenses on commercial frequencies early in FM's history, and by 2006, was ranked 19th among top broadcast companies in number of radio stations owned. Currently, Family Radio's affiliates in New York City, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington, and San Francisco are on prime commercial frequencies and the licenses of these stations alone may be worth hundreds of millions of dollars if sold today.

It would make sense to sell these frequencies now before all the owners are sucked up into the sky in this rapture thing. All that money could feed a lot of homeless folks in their last days. Seems like something Jesus would approve of. 


In breaking news Michael Chertoff's company  has announced the upcoming release of his 'spirit scanners.'

 "We can't have terrorists floating down from the clouds. We're taking this threat seriously" Chertoff proclaimed in a joint press conference with DHS madam Janet Napolitano as they signed a new $80 billion contract. 


Only 171 days 'till the second coming. As the jewish philosopher Norman Greenbaum always said ... "going up to the spirit in the sky."